And she spoke words That'd melt in your hands And she spoke words Of wisdom.
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since i am a totally unoriginal author and panti & shaggy have requested for this to be posted up, here it is...

fasten your seat belts..

don't sit back..

nor relax...

as this is gonna get gross...

THE LIZARD CHRONICLES (*cheesy superhero voice*)
(according & adapted from the panti bear's life) *squeaky voice*

Once upon a time... (*shhhh* story is starting!)
There was a lizard living between the sofa base and the cushion...
One day, a curious and itchy-handed bear was eating lunch on the floor...
& her sister was beside her.
Feeling bored, the bear decided to put her hand under the cushion
(between the cushion and the sofa base. Understand?)
Then she felt something squishy...
Thinking that it was her long lost toy...
You know like those fun stuff you get from gashapon machines. the slimy bouncy stuff..
Itchy-handed bear decided to play with it. *squish squish squish*
(the bear's paw was still under the cushion then luh)
then she decided to take it out. &...
it was actually a dead lizard. (*cues scary thriller music*)
It was damn gross!
She almost flicked it onto her sis...
But luckily she did not.
Then all of them started to scream! hahaha.
The lizard was super super gross and there was blood!!! ;//

*THE END*

abrupt ending i know. ;D
so there it is the REENACTMENT of..

THE LIZARD CHRONICLES (*cheesy superhero voice*)