And she spoke words That'd melt in your hands And she spoke words Of wisdom.
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time: 12:10 AM

So, i was gonna grab the vitamin C bottle off the shelf in the kitchen.

& as i did so, i wondered:

Eh? why is the bottle squishy? o.o

So i turned it around to look..

& OMGWTHBBQSAUCE?!?!?!

I WAS GRABBING A LIZARD TOGETHER WITH THE BOTTLE?! D:

So i screamed & loosened my hold & the stupid thing took the chance to jump off & disappear.



Conclusion:

Lizard bodies are squishy. ):

Something i SO. DO. NOT. NEED. TO KNOW. ))):

washed my hands twice with soap. :|

Goodnight. ):

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